Necro –“She’s Got Great Assets” (Hoes In A Hotel) – Video
How could you not like Necro? The man is entertaining as hell and has the autonomy to create whatever the fuck he wants, no matter how sick or depraved. I’ve followed Necro’s career ever since I saw...
View ArticleStorme (a.k.a. Mz Exclusive) Made Me Cry Tears Of Joy
Old fogies like me should remember that “Keep America Beautiful” commercial where the Native American guy looks at the polluted landscape, sadly turns to the camera and sheds a single tear. Well, I...
View ArticleBig Booty Jean, From Dance Stage To Bedroom
Photos courtesy of Trent Davis, ChocolateModels.com A model with a booty as big as Jean’s has no need for a last name. Her massive butt is her signature; I’d recognize it anywhere. All she has to do...
View ArticleFive Hot New PAWGs
PAWG. If you don’t know the meaning of this acronym, then you’re not the big booty-lover I ASSumed you were. For the tragically unhip, here’s the definition: Phat Ass White Girl. When it comes to...
View ArticleBedeli B, The Sexy Cubanita – Bootylicious Mag
Bedeli B is a chick that I just got hip to, but she’s at the top of my “Booty List” from here on out. This busty Cuban MILF is stacked like BUTTermilk pancakes and Good Lord, she has a mega-donk....
View Article‘Blu Gem’ Martinez – 100 Carat Culo
As a big-booty connoisseur, it’s my job to raise awareness of any spectacular derrière. Gem Martinez a.k.a. Blu Gem has a thick frame and mega-phat culo deserving of worship at an altar. Martinez...
View ArticleVeronica Sends Her Regards (And More Hot Booty Pics)
“Guess who’s back / Back again / Veronica’s back / Tell a friend…” No matter the medium, it’s rare that a sequel surpasses the original. However, the candid pics that my friend Veronica sends me get...
View ArticleSheena Ryder Is Back, Her Booty Is Still Phat
Photos by Chris Strokes Shout-out to the big homie Rico Shades for informing me that Sheena Ryder, one of my favorite porn stars ever, is no longer on the injured reserve list and has returned to the...
View ArticleGood Gravy! Spicy J Got A Donk!
Photos by Brazzers & Spicy J Entertainment Later for Rick Ross’s crew, the real Triple C’s are right here: Curvaceous Colossal Culo. Webcam model / softcore porn star Spicy J has a spectacular...
View ArticleLallasa’s Booty Is A Thing Of Beauty
My fellow assoholics, I’ve got one word for you: Lallasa. If you don’t know about this Middle Eastern porn hottie by now, it’s time to wake up and smell the booty. Lallasa has a phat, all-natural...
View ArticleSpicy J & Rose Monroe – Azz Overload
Thirst Mob, prepare to have a sensory overload. Your brain may turn to mush and drain outta your ear. Yeah, I just did a Spicy J post about 72 hours ago but her mouthwatering phatty deserves multiple...
View ArticleLuna Star + Veronica Rodriguez = 2 Sexy Latinas
Once again, I gotta thank my nigga Rico Shades for putting me on to super-fine porn vixen Luna Star. Rico loves Latinas with a passion, so when he’s filming dirty movies he always works with the crème...
View ArticleVickie 6 Does Some Raunchy Webcam Shows
Vickie 6 is one of the baddest models to ever do it, period. The woman is flawless from her face to her feet; every part of her heavenly body scores a perfect 10. Straight female friends have told...
View ArticleSkin Diamond, Bailey Blue & More ‘Wet Asses’
Photos by William H. Nutsack The Spizzy just moved to a new domain, we outgrew WordPress.com. Now the shackles are finally off. Another smut peddler who migrated to a new host is adult-film director...
View ArticleLalo The Don –“Birthday Wish” [Video]
Photo by Lalo The Don Happy Belated Born Day to my man Lalo The Don. Judging from his racy new video, “Birthday Wish,” it was one to remember. Over a slinky beat produced by Burns Luciano, Lalo...
View ArticleAV Idol Ruru Anoa Drops Her Top, Exposes Her Bottom
Once upon a time, I majored in illustration at Pratt Institute before dropping out (kids, get your degrees). We drew nude models damn near every morning. I’d go to class and sip a cup of coffee with...
View ArticleFaya Dynamite Puts Her Backfield In Motion [Video]
“Jesus, Mary & Joseph.” That’s all I could say when I watched Faya Dynamite’s incredible new rump-shakin’ video, which has the internet on lock right now. It’s gotten nearly 8,000 plays in a moth...
View ArticleVietnamese Vixen Cindy Starfall Does It All
“Good morning, Vietnam!” Although her name is Cindy Starfall, the Vietnamese adult entertainer is actually a star on the rise. Her dirty movies, such as Slayin Asians and Orgy Masters 3, are among...
View ArticleVicki Chase In Knee High Socks… And Not Much Else
Photos by Evil Angel Video Vicki Chase isn’t just one of the most beautiful women in the porn industry, she’s one of the most beautiful women I’ve ever laid eyes on, period. That’s why I was so...
View ArticleSheena Ryder, Big Booty Inspector
Sheena Ryder is back like cooked crack and making up for lost time by stockpiling SHEENARYDERXXX.COM with gourmet smut. In my last post detailing her return to the industry, we saw that Sheena’s phat...
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