French model Shyne Diamond is aptly-named; she’s a flawless gem of the highest quality.  Her mane is curly and her frame is curvy.  She has a remarkably beautiful face to complete the package, making her one of the best-looking models I’ve seen in a while.  I mean, damn… you’ll find life on Jupiter before you find a single imperfection with this woman’s body.

Congratulations to ChocolateModels for selecting the top pick in this year’s Model Draft.  CM is known for discovering the finest, most bootylicious babes known to man but they’ve simply outdone themselves with Shyne Diamond.  She may be new to the game but she’ll dominate easily.  Vixens of her caliber don’t come around very often and her mind-blowing photos are a joy to behold.

There’s no need for me to continue typing, except to say follow this breathtaking woman on Twitter @ShyneDiamondFR.  Now feast your eyes on the extraordinary images below and be thankful you stumbled across this post today.

Photos by Veronica

Everyone’s making a big deal about this hacker leaking nude photos of female celebrities.  Jennifer Lawrence was the first “victim” and although she’s pretty hot with clothes on, her nudes were a bit underwhelming to say the least.

Well, right now I’m getting in on the action and leaking nude candid photos of my old friend Veronica… except she sent them to me with her blessing.  And she damn sure doesn’t consider herself a victim; the only FBI investigating these nudes are Female Body Inspectors.

For the newbies to my blog, this is actually Veronica’s fourth go’round at The Spizzy.  Her last batch of pics were posted around this time last year in what has now become a tradition, kinda like A Charlie Brown Christmas with T&A.  The scenario pretty much stays the same, yet Veronica always manages to make each photo set unique and even better than the last.  She gets finer with time.

These pics are raw and unfiltered; the only thing I did in Photoshop was add The Spizzy stamp of approval.  They’re 100% organic with a lil’ grit & grain like rap records on vinyl.  Veronica doesn’t need any additives… that booty is ripe, firm and juicy.  She goes extra hard in the gym to make sure everything is tight.

As always, I thank you for the gifts, Veronica. I’ve been on blogging Ramadan for the past 30 days and this is a great way to end my fast.  Your beautiful buns will always have a home here.

Feel free to show Veronica ♡ in the comment box, Thirst Mob.  When sexy (and generous) ladies strip down to their bare bottoms for us, we should be gentlemen and show appreciation.  That’s how we get more nudes, ya’ dig? Don’t be the cheap guy at the strip club who doesn’t tip the girls.  Support good selfies.

Ladies, don’t store your nude pics in the iCloud… store them at The Spizzy.

Previously posted:

VERONICA SENT ME MORE BIG BOOTY PICS

VERONICA SENDS HER REGARDS (AND MORE BIG BOOTY PICS)

THE SPIZZY’S SEXIEST FRIEND PICS

Photos by Bang Bros

Some porn chicks (usually the skinny blond ones) are overhyped and publicized to the point where I get tired of seeing them. On the flip side, there are certified hotties who are criminally underexposed. Destiny, an all-natural, rice & bean-thickened mamacita with retarded proportions, falls into the latter. Her pretty face, plump rack and voluptuous thighs are really nice… but its her monster culo that seals the deal for me.

Destiny appeared in a handful of films before disappearing from taking a lil’ vacation… now she’s back shooting with heavy-hitters like Evasive Angles and Bang Bros.  From what I see, this Cuban dyme is very selective with who she films with and she’s not a publicity whore.  No Twitter or Instagram account that I could find.  I’ll leave it to you porn connoisseurs out there to fill me in on her resume and other crucial details.

All I give a shit about right now is Destiny’s latest Bang Bros flick, which is part of the AssParade series. I just watched it and it’s pretty damn good.  That big ol’ donk gets put to serious use in this joint.  Anyone who hadn’t heard of Destiny before should be won over by this flick; she looks absolutely stunning and the camera angles show off  her curves just right. As her namesake suggests, you’re destined to grab your Jergen’s while watching this one.

The Spizzy is an upscale family blog, so I don’t play any porn videos here.  But I can post a few supernova-hot images from Destiny’s awesome new flick… and a little vid clip of her culo as she walks up the block, just for good measure.

The world is crazy right now.  To quote a Black Sabbath lyric: “The war machine keeps turning.”  But in the Japanese Adult Video industry, the whore machine keeps turning… and churning out sexy new starlets every week.

Karen Uehara 上原花恋 (a.k.a. Hanakoi Uehara), is one of those special girls who has staying power; she’s a seasoned vet with about 2 years under her belt.  Her flawless beauty makes her one of the baddest chicks in the AV industry; only a select few dymes can rival her from head-to-toe.  Karen’s frame is beyond belief… not just for an Asian girl but for a woman of any nationality.

Shapely Karen Uehara got her first taste of stardom as a gravure model, which is basically a gateway to the hardcore stuff.  Once she crossed that line she never looked back and knocked out a slew of nasty fetish films, ultimately building a deep & impressive resume.

Her ample booty makes her the perfect fit for the ass-obsessed AV company known as Iris (peep my previous article, “Sugoi! These Japanese Chicks Have Plump Rumps!”). Karen has a few flicks with them but Big Ass OMG – Original Erotic Wear Idol [MKZ-012] is a good one to start with.

Now that I’ve filled you in on Karen’s resume a bit, let’s focus on why I’ve called this meeting to order.

Miss Uehara recently posted some candid images of her and a fellow AV idol whose name, I’m ashamed to say, escapes me right now.  I pride myself on being able to tell Asian women apart but for the life of me, I can’t figure out shawty’s name.  I don’t have the time to research now, so you smug JAV snobs can go ahead and scold me.

Names aren’t important when she looks like this…

That’s her, pink bra & panties.

Anyway, these two Japanese beauties spent a lot of time together and I made sure to collect the evidence.  Wish I could’ve been the third wheel on this little trip.  Being in the company of these two hotties must be nirvana.  Follow Karen Uehara on Twitter @karenyapp_ppppp and she’ll beautify your timeline.

Enough chit-chat. Let’s get down to the nitty-grittty.

Usually I try to post the highest quality pics I can get my grubby paws on but for Trina, I’ll make an exception.  These candid shots from Trina’s “Fuck Love” video shoot are grainy and pixelated but her thick, healthy, mouthwatering thighs can still be appreciated.  You don’t need 20/20 vision for these solid stems, which I classify as hocks… and I mean that in the most flattering, affectionate way.  Shit, I’d drizzle her legs with mushroom gravy and lick ‘em up and down if given the opportunity.

To complete the Dinner Box,  Trina’s got some big fluffy biscuits to go along with those thighs.  Pass me a package of Wet Wipes and I’ll chow down.  I’ve been feelin’ Trina since “Nann Nigga” so to me she hasn’t lost it. No matter where I travel in this world, no matter how many different types of women I admire, there will always be a special place in my heart for that compact, around-the-way thickness only a hood chick can possess.

Not much else to say except “Fuck Love” is a decent song and I look forward to this upcoming video.  ‘Til then, these candid images give me something to think about.  She certainly doesn’t need me to promote her but follow Trina on Twitter @TRINArockstarr.

Goodness gracious.

This post is feature number three for the thick & curvy Exotic Plus Model (formerly known as Caked Up Steffy) and as they say, the third time’s a charm.  Last time she was here, she showed off her bare-naked booty in a bath tub.  Before that, I interviewed her and posted pics of her deliciously voluptuous frame.

And of course, she’s a cover model for the premier issue of my very own Killer Gamz magazine.  Buy Killer Gamz at MagCloud.com to see Exotic Plus in lingerie with her healthy hocks wrapped in white stockings.

Our latest episode features candid shots of Exotic Plus rockin’ the hell out of a tight blue dress.  The fabric of her outfit must’ve been made on planet Krypton to hold that phat juicy ass.  No need for Photoshop wizardry or optical illusions… if thickness is your sickness you’ll appreciate these lovely pics & rumpshakin’ video clips.  Not to mention that Miss Exotic Plus has a pretty face that nicely compliments her bodacious bod.

Real talk, she’s become one of my favorite models.

This post was unplanned like a love child but when Steffy shared these gems with her adoring fans, I had no choice.  So go ahead and indulge in this booty buffet while I prepare the next meal for you.  Don’t forget to head to the comment box and leave a tip for the chef.

Follow this sexy specimen of thickness on Twitter: @ExoticPlusModel and on Instagram: @ExoticThePlusModel.  To order her custom videos and nude pics, contact her at ExoticPlusModelBookings@gmail.com.

Previously posted:

CAKED UP STEFFY – BATHTUB BOOTY

CAKED UP STEFFY – DELICIOUSLY THICK

THE LOVELY LADIES OF KILLER GAMZ MAGAZINE

BROWSE/BUY KILLER GAMZ

Photo by Trent Davis of ChocolateModels

Ever since she hooked up with ChocolateModels earlier this year, Big Booty Queen Sheza Druq has done some mind-blowing work with the franchise.  Each sexy video & photo set raises the temperature several notches.  ChocolateModels has maximized her talents and raised her pole dancing, rumpshaking game to an elite level.

Sheza Druq’s thick body speaks for itself; there’s nothing I can say to do it justice.  Robust thighs, colossal culo, slim waist, pretty face… she’s a perfect picture of balance.  After this championship run with ChocolateModels, expect to see Sheza in a bunch of urban model publications and eye candy sites going forward.  She has quietly developed into one of the most outstanding vixens in the industry.  Now, she’ll take it by storm.

More provocative pics and mouthwatering video clip below.  This is just a sample.  Visit ChocolateModels.com and buy all the Sheza Druq stuff… she’s worth every penny.

Previously posted:

SHEZA DRUQ – HIGHLY ADDICTIVE THICKNESS

It’s frigid outside but it’s hot up in here, thanks to a sexy lil’ firecracker named Carmen Caliente. Upon first glance, this beautiful Latina vixen looks petite… until she turns around and gives you an eyeful of that azz.  From head-to-toe she’s finer than a pine needle, with a sultry sex appeal that wakes up your anaconda like a snake charmer.  Her physical gifts, as well as her addictive charisma, makes Carmen one of adult film industry’s most promising and sought-after new starlets.  Even before I found out for sure, I figured she’s from Miami… that’s how they grow ‘em down there.

Adding to her likeability is the fact that she’s 420-friendly and takes a hit from the bong just as enthusiastically as she takes a hit from the schlong.

Carmen Caliente has been making the rounds at all the major porn studios but her upcoming movie with HardX (arguably the hottest company in the game right now) should be what pushes her over the top.  She’s one of the stars of Super Cute Vol.2, directed by Mason (the Scorsese of porn), slated for release on November 12th.

No trailer as of yet but knowing how Mason gets down, Super Cute 2 should be another great flick.

Although the trailer for Super Cute 2 hasn’t dropped yet, Carmen did a promotional video for HardX.  In the clip she’s zipping around on her skateboard, showing that studs aren’t the only thing she can ride.  As if she weren’t cool enough, Carmen Caliente is a skater chick.

Check out the video…

I had to feature Ms. Caliente at The Spizzy because I have a feeling she’s skyrocketing to megastardom and I want to catch the wave early.  Phenomenal looks aside, she has all the intangibles to become one of the best performers the industry has to offer.  Her selfie game is immaculate and she doesn’t need an ounce of Photoshop, so scroll below for some candid Carmen.  Squares be warned… there’s some nudity involved.

Follow her on Twitter @Carmencalixxx and Instagram @ officialcarmencaliente.

Photos & video by Black Pacino

There’s something about an ebony woman in white lingerie that really turns me on, so I couldn’t help but get hype when meeting adult-film starlet Ana Foxxx at Exxxotica NJ 2014.  Aside from being physically attractive, Ms. Foxxx is also very cool and down-to-Earth.  Personally, I think she’s an underrated performer and being a militant Porn Panther, I suspect that if Ana were a blond, blue-eyed snow bunny she’d get even more accolades.  Still, Ana Foxxx is appreciated by a legion of loyal fans who have a sweet tooth for chocolate beauties.

She’s only been in the game for 2 years, so Ana Foxxx has plenty of upside.  Her onscreen performances have shown flashes of brilliance.  During our lil Q&A session, Ana did some product placement and endorsed a bottle of her very own “Pussy Juice.”  Yes, it’s 100% authentic vagina drippings milked from her snatch.  I thought it was an energy drink (bet it tastes real sweet)… but it’s actually a lubricant.  Check out PussyJuiceLube.com and peep their menu of bodily fluids from, freshly-squeezed from the finest porn starlets.  Very clever marketing indeed.

But I digress.

Enough banter, I’ll let these eXXXclusive photos and Ana’s video clip do the rest of the talking.  Follow her on Twitter @AnaFoxxx and peep her profile at Ideal Image Models to book her.

Also check her out in Mike Adriano’s upcoming oral opus, Throat Training… the cast is killer and judging from the saliva-soaked trailer Ana gets real messy.

Photos & video by Black Pacino

Once it was announced that the lovely Heather Vahn would be appearing at EXXXOTICA NJ 2014, it was a foregone conclusion that I’d be there or be square.  Anyone who saw my review of Gag Reflex, Jonni Darkko’s classic fellatio flick, already knows how I feel about Vahn.  And I quote…

“Heather Vahn is supernaturally gorgeous; a scale of 1 to 10 is not enough to measure her beauty.  However, by the end of her virtuoso performance that same flawless face is a red-eyed, saliva-coated, mascara-dripping mess. I’ll be looking out for Heather Vahn because as sexy as she is, she’s not afraid to do dirty work and go mega-hard.”

Over a year later, Heather has not disappointed me.  Not to mention that she posts mega-hot selfies at her Twitter profile @HeatherVahn. Boring porn starlets tweet their pets and fortune-cookie quotes but Vahn never fails to deliver the gratuitous T&A we seek.  Her stunning good looks and slender-but-curvacious bod are worthy of commercial modeling.

Finally meeting the apple of my eye was an absolute pleasure.  I found Heather to be friendly and good-natured, which amplified her sexiness.  Plus she rocked a nylon and latex outfit with strategically-placed zippers that had me wiping sweat from my brow.  Being a leg-man, I couldn’t help but focus on Heather’s long, sleek stems… but somehow I managed to muster up a few questions for the video below.  Perhaps one day I’ll have the juice to feature her in my very own Killer Gamz magazine.  Until then, I’m happy that I got to shoot these images.

In addition to Twitter, follow her on Instagram @VivaLaVahn and visit her soon-to-be-launched website, HeatherVahnExclusive.com.  Should be packed with goodies.

Photos & video by Black Pacino

My trip to EXXXOTICA NJ 2014 wouldn’t be complete without basking in the beautiful presence of Vicki Chase.  The luscious Latina has been featured at this site so many times, she has her own archive. Her latest skin flick, V For Vicki, makes a very strong case for Movie of the Year.  It’s porn at its best and nastiest, solidifying Ms. Chase as one of the best performers in the game right now.  There aren’t many starlets who can match her intensity scene-for-scene, let alone compete with her sheer natural beauty.

The last time I interviewed her at EXXXOTICA Atlantic City, Vicki was dressed as a scantily-clad Pocahontas.  This go’round, she kept it a lil more basic with hot pink, see-thru booty shorts and sneakers… but sexy nonetheless.  No matter what kind of outfit she slips into (or out of, in most cases), it’s impossible for Vicki Chase not to look good.

As always, Vicki was cool as hell and gave an eXXXcelent impromptu show for my cameras.  Check out the video below and you’ll see what I mean.  She made sure I got an eyeful of her snatch right through those sheer shorts.  Filming with an erection is hard (literally) but by the grace of God I made it happen.  But rest assured that once I got home, my library of Vicki Chase movies were in heavy rotation.

Make sure you follow her on Twitter @VickiChase and let her know you saw her at The Spizzy.  Also peep her Instagram page: @VickiChase.  And last but certainly not least, all porn connoisseurs should purchase V Is For Vicki.  If you don’t have it, you ain’t real… hand over your Thirst Mob card immediately.

I’m a glutton for Vicki, to hell with moderation.

Previously posted:

VICKI CHASE, SKIN DIAMOND, ASH HOLLYWOOD & DANI DANIELS GO WILD IN ‘V FOR VICKI’

VICKI CHASE IN KNEE-HIGH SOCKS… AND NOT MUCH ELSE

EXXXCLUSIVE Q&A WITH DIRTY DYME VICKI CHASE

There’s a crazy rumor going around that I love (perhaps even prefer) Asian women.  I don’t know where people got that impression but I’ll play along.

Fitch is a top-ranked Japanese adult video company for quite a few reasons.  For one thing, they put out some a variety of great fetish flicks, especially for those who love big butts, sexy legs, pantyhose, thick women and MILFs.  Another thing Fitch does particularly well are provocative DVD covers, like this masterpiece-of-ass.

That flawless woman is longtime AV idol Shou Nishino a.k.a. Show Nishino a.k.a. 西野翔.  If you’ve never heard of her I suggest you do your research, she’s one of my most popular idols in the JAV game.  The movie is above is roughly-titled (are you ready for this?) Ass Ejaculation Management Of Obscene Woman Doctor Sho Nishino.  Whew, that’s a long one.  You’ll probably have better luck searching for its serial number JUFD-421.

This awe-inspiring flick drops on 12/1, just in time to make a great Christmas gift for your favorite JAV lover.  Judging from the preview pics & trailer, JUFD-421 is a game-changer that’s gonna thrill us all.

As for Shou Noshino, who should be on my next Hot Japanese AV Idol List, here’s her stats in a nutshell: She’s a veteran who’s been in the JAV industry since 2004, debuting at the tender age of 19.  She’s also done commercial B-movies and softcore “pink films” in addition to hardcore porn.  Shou is a member of Ebisu Muscats, a former J-pop music group consisting of hot gravure idols and JAV idols.

Noshino is next-level beautiful with a mind-blowing body, plus she’s a freak to boot.   The woman also known as “Show” puts on a sexy one-woman show in this video I’ve posted.  Since I don’t have any safe-for-work preview flicks from JUFD-412 to post (The Spizzy is a wholesome family blog), the entertaining lil clip below should whet your appetite for more Shou Noshino.

Make sure to follow her on Twitter @showtaro3 and visit her official site, nishinoshow.net.

Buy JUFD-421 when it drops December 1st.

Previously posted:

MIKU IS A P.A.A.G. (PHAT ASS ASIAN GIRL)

Photos & video by Van Styles

Tianna Gregory is one of the most perfectly beautiful women I’ve ever seen… and plenty of outstanding dymes have graced my thirsty eyes.  She’s gotta be at least Top 5 in my mental hard drive.  Physically Tianna G has no errors whatsoever, making her a Hall of Fame-worthy model.  And she’s constantly trying to improve upon perfection; she claims to have spent the last 5 months in the gym strictly working on her butt and legs, as if they couldn’t be any more beautiful.

When it comes to shooting the finest models on Earth, Van Styles is the best photographer in the game, hands down.  So it’s no surprise that when he and his homegirl Tianna get together for one of their many shoots, the results are classic.  Their latest session took place in a helicopter, further pushing the boundaries of both modeling and photography.  The views (both of the city & Tianna) are amazing.  I’m not a fan of heights, except for bomb weed that send me to the stratosphere… but this aerial photo shoot is extremely dope and highly creative.  Shows why this model/photographer duo is untouchable.

The scorching hot video below demonstrates just how ridiculously gorgeous Tianna is.  Makes no damn sense for one woman to look this good but hey, I’m not complaining.  To peep the rest of this groundbreaking photo set, click the link: Rotor Effects :: Tianna G.

Photos & Video by Black Pacino

My original plan was to post this on #AssWednesday but I’ll settle for #ThongThursday instead.

EXXXOTICA NJ 2014 was everything it was cracked up to be… and by “cracked up” I mean the beautiful butt cracks peeking out around the Expo Center (a.k.a. The Crackhouse) in Edison, New Jersey.  Some were bare, others were thonged, all were scRUMPtious.  The nation’s largest love & sex expo is always a great place to see beautiful women of all shades, shapes and sizes flaunt their tail-feathers.

Perhaps that’s why damn near every photo I shot at this year’s EXXXOTICA is a back shot.  I couldn’t help BUTT be to be drawn in, though; some of those donks were so big they had their own gravitational pull.  A hopeless assoholic like me relapsed and surrendered to the Thirst Demons I supposedly exorcised.

Lord, help me.

Like every year, there were plenty of porn stars on hand at EXXXOTICA.  You may have already seen my eXXXclusive photos, videos & interviews with CINDY STARFALL, HEATHER VAHN, VICKI CHASE and ANA FOXXX. If you haven’t, click the links embedded in those names and do your homework.

But also as usual, there was a legion of regular women, models and hostesses sauntering around the Expo Center, turning heads in their wake.  These images celebrate the barely-wrapped pieces of eye candy who always make the festivities more interesting. Whether they’re riding giant swings, locked in cages or straddling a mechanical sybian like a bucking bronco, these girls are the glue holding EXXXOTICA together.  They’re the role players assisting the big-name porn stars to make the annual expo championship-caliber.

Before you scroll through these photos, peep this video for the true EXXXOTICA experience.

This video features porn megastars like Roxy Reynolds, Jada Stevens, Kendra Lust and the aforementioned Ana Foxxx, among other bad broads.  There’s plenty of rumpshakin and poledancing, so be sure to have a stack of singles on hand while you watch… you may be tempted to tip.

I have a few other EXXXOTICA NJ posts on the way.  There’s so much footage I decided to chop it up like a sushi chef and serve it in bite-sized pieces.  Other clips will be featured in my upcoming Banned From The Internet movie, which also features a bunch of my other stuff that the lames at YouTube don’t want you to see.  But that’s a story for another day.

As always, I thank the good people who run the show at EXXXOTICA for blessing me with media passes.  Can’t wait to do it again next year.  Visit exxxoticaexpo.com to keep up with the all things EXXXOTICA.

Photos & video by Black Pacino

When it comes to meeting super-thick Asian girls, EXXXOTICA NJ has been good to me.  Once I’m unleashed in the Expo Center, I sniff ‘em out like a Thirsthound.  In 2010 I crossed paths with Issii, the bombshell from Bangkok who not only became my friend, she also emerged as one of The Spizzy’s most popular & highest-rated models ever.

Things have come full circle in 2014, now that I’ve met Japanese Dancehall Queen Hotta Pinky Manammy.  Her deliciously thick thighs, phat cakes and compact curves had me weaker than Superman wearing a Cuban Link made of Kryptonite.

As if she didn’t generate enough heat with her good looks, Hotta Pinky is flexible beyond belief… she’s agile enough to dance while doing handstands.   Seeing those voluptuous, fishnet-clad legs in the air had me spellbound.  In fact, I dumbed out because I stood there and filmed her doing handstands & upside-down splits (some of the best footage I ever taped) only to discover later that my videocamera wasn’t recording at the time.  Made me want to take a nice, warm bath… holding a plugged-in toaster.

Despite that moment of ineptitude, I was able to shoot enough video to make a decent lil’ clip, which is posted below.  Plus I snapped all of these awesome photos so you too can marvel at what Hotta Pinky is working with.

Neanderthals who still believe all Asian women are skinny will have no choice but to drag their hairy knuckles into the 21st century after witnessing Hotta Pinky’s thickness.  Every inch of her body is solid and her phat, firm, tanned buns look oh-so-edible.

I’m glad I had the good fortune to meet Hotta Pinky Manammy because her images light up my website.  Best believe she has a new fan in me and although she’s pretty well-known already, I will do my part to raise awareness of this lovely & talented woman.  She earned every dollar in her g-string at EXXXOTICA.

Shout-out to Kevin Skinner, manager of the Asian InVasion Go Go Dance Team of which Hotta Pinky is a valued member.  Mr. Skinner is the one who brought Hotta and her slender-yet-beautiful friend to the Expo Center.  He manages a roster of incredibly hot babes, no wonder he’s always smiling.  You the man, homie.

Follow Hotta Pinky on Twitter @Manammy2012, on Instagram @hot_manammy and peep Hotta’s YouTube Channel to see more of her sexy dancing.  In the meantime, enjoy the rest of these photos and the video below, where she puts on a nice lil show for the camera.

I’m born & raised in NYC, yet I’ve never gone to Times Square to watch the ball drop on New Year’s Eve.  I will watch some booty drop, though.  So it’s perfect timing that Coco and her burlesque dance ensemble The Vanity Vixens perform at Gramercy Hall on December 31st.

If I can get front row seats, that would be perfect.  It goes without saying that Coco is amazing but the other Vanity Vixens are no slouches either.  Gramercy Hall isn’t a strip club, it’s a classy joint… hopefully I don’t get too intoxicated and act a fool up in there with my hollering, catcalling and tossing of singles onto the stage.

Seriously though, it should be a pretty good show.  Can’t go wrong with a dance ensemble featuring Coco, with gratuitous T&A abound.  According to the flyer, Coco and her lucky husband Ice-T will celebrate with us poor souls until 3AM, after counting down to 2015.  After that, they’ll hop into their Maserati and head to their mansion, while I board the train to sit among the drunk and homeless.

Here’s the info…

As if that isn’t enough of a sales pitch, check out this preview video that Coco posted at her Twitter profile, @cocosworld.  A lil taste of how they get down.

Presale tickets are available for Coco & The Vanity Vixens.  Must use code “VIXENS” to purchase: BUY TICKETS HERE.

Photos by Indochine Photographics / All Good Things TV

One of the many things I like about Indo’s Place is that the beautiful, brick-thick models on display are sexy without being overly explicit.  Not that I have anything against slutty-looking vixens.  I’m not a Mormon or anything like that. But all natural, girl-next-door types who don’t have to try hard really float my boat.  Plus the fact that Indo has introduced some of the hottest women on the planet, including Carol Seleme, Mal Malloy and Olivia Jensen.  Some of these goddesses are now hosts for Indo’s latest and very successful endeavor, the aptly-named All Good Things TV, a groundbreaking YouTube channel that propels the eye candy game to creative new heights.

New AGT host Jennifer Faustino has me absolutely smitten.

Jennifer is the official make-up artist for AGT.  After helping many other hosts look their best, curvaceous Jennifer is now stepping in front of the camera to show she’s no slouch in the dyme department.  There’s nothing wrong with playing the background but Jennifer Faustino is most definitely worthy of the spotlight and I, for one, am happy to see her there.

Everything about Jennifer is attractive but those healthy thighs sealed the deal for me.  Legs like those belong at The Spizzy, so I felt obligated to help raise awareness.  The rest of her body is just as fantastic and it’s great to see a woman of her phenomenal physique embrace her curves.  Jennifer is strikingly gorgeous, with a warm smile that will brighten even the grayest day. In the tradition of Indo’s Place, Ms. Faustino is effortlessly alluring… and get a load of that whooty (*wink*).

I look forward to her upcoming episodes of All Good Things.

Follow her on Twitter @jenfaustino, on Instagram at j_faustino and visit her official site, jenfaustino.wix.com/jenfaustino.  Also be sure to check out AllGoodThings.tv, the AllGoodThingsNetwork on Youtube and follow them on Twitter @AllGoodThings99.

Of course, pay homage to the site that got it all poppin’: Indosplace.com.

Ah, just in time for ChristmASS.

I primarily use a laptop but this cheeky little item has me yearning for another desktop computer.  This is a 3-D mouse pad featuring the famous buns of popular gravure model and softcore AV idol Yuka Kuramoti.  If you don’t know about Yuka, peep my posts on her HERE & HERE.  She’s a bona-fide P.A.A.G.™ (Phat Azz Asian Girl) who is more than worthy to be honored with this very creative computer ASSessory.  As you can see, it’s extra-padded.  Makes web-surfing way more fun.

You won’t be able to keep your hands to yourself.

Buy a Yuka Kuramoti mouse pad for that special horndog this holiday season HERE.

Here are a few bonus pics and short video clip of Yuka… just so you know it’s real.  Follow her on Twitter @yukakuramoti and visit her official blog ameblo.jp/yuka-kuramoti.  I don’t call her the Japanese Selfie Queen for nothing.

It’s no secret that a thick, sexy pair of legs makes me wanna smash something like an M.O.P. song.  That’s why I get so hype whenever I see a new photo set from model/fashion blogger Nadia Aboulhosn. You horndogs may already be familiar with her but being that I’m a bit slow, I just got up on Nadia and her mouthwatering hocks earlier this year.

This woman’s legs are like… damn.  I scrolled through the Thesaurus for a while and still can’t find the words to describe how heavenly they are, or the myriad of emotions they bring outta me.  When I see her voluptuous stems I choke back tears of joy and thank God for the gift of sight.  On the flip side, I feel sad (perhaps even frustrated) that I’m not the one licking mushroom gravy off her smooth, healthy thighs.

Nadia Aboulhosn doesn’t need any extra publicity from me; she’s internationally known, nationally recognized and locally accepted as my man Pimpin Ken would say.  But I can’t consider myself a true thick leg connoisseur without posting her at The Spizzy, it just wouldn’t be right.  She’s definitely on my wish list for a future issue of my very own Killer Gamz™ magazine… which you can purcahse HERE by the way (always pitchin’ my product, dawg).

As for Nadia, check out nadiaaboulhosn.com for all of her fashion exploits. You can also follow her on both Twitter and Instagram: @nadiaaboulhosn. And now, let these images do the rest of the talking. Sheer thick-legged perfection.

Model: Tokyo (Unedited) by Mike Santana

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