I live in NYC and right now, it’s colder than a pimp’s heart outside. This winter has been a brutal one for the ages. That didn’t stop the gorgeous Carine Felizardo from parading around Times Square in her bikini, pumps and sash. Felizardo won the crown of “Miss Bumbum 2012,” a Brazilian pageant that rewards the woman with the best booty. There were 500 monster culos to choose from but Carine Felizardo has a bubble that bulges out from the rest of the pack. To hell with American Idol and X-Factor, that shit is corny. Miss Bumbum is the type of talent competition we need here in The States. I’d volunteer my time to be a judge; that’s the kind of jury duty I wouldn’t skip.
A few days ago, while it was a mere 12 degrees outside, the newly-crowned Miss Bumbum strutted around Times Square in skimpy gear more suitable for South American beaches. She did it with a smile too. I’m sure her phat, well-insulated booty wasn’t cold at all. This woman is sheer perfection in the flesh.
Gotdamn. Carine is so hot, I’m surprised that steam wasn’t rising from her curves. Just my luck I didn’t pass through Times Square when this went down. Ya’all already know I would’ve lost my fuckin mind. Instead, all I see are lame street performers who paint themselves silver and move like robots. Fuck my life.
Here’s a pic of Carine Felizardo’s award-winning ass, along with two video clips from the pageant, to further illustrate why she is more than deserving of the Miss Bumbum title.
